December 14, 2014
Costume Party
Valley Girl
I'm like having the biggest most awesome costume party ever and only the totally cool people are like invited. You should totally feel special that you are invited cause that means you are totally cool. You have to like dress up for this or you won't be let in. This party is going to be the best party ever!
This costume party will be like so at my house on October 31, and yes it's halloween. Duh, why else would i have a costume party at my house in October??? I will be having a contest on who's costume is the best and there will be like sooooooo many awesome prizes so try your best! I can't tell you what the prizes are but they are so cool and it's a surprise. Don't worry about what it is anyway because I'm sure that everyone will look soooo cool that it will be so totally hard to figure out who is going to win.
This costume party is going to only the coolest New Wave music around. The costume party will have a dj and everyone will be dancing and having the most awesome time. The party starts at eight o'clock at my house and will be going on till the cops are called to shut down the party! I have the most epic party's ever, so don't miss it!
Maybe you were totally wodering what kind of food is going to be there?? Well of course I'm only going to have like the most awesome pizza, soda and chips there so don't worry about that. You can't get any better pizza then Ramos Pizza and you all totally know thats true. I'll have so much pizza there everyone can totally take some home with them after the party's over.
I This will be the most epic party that you have ever gone to, so don't totally screw it up by thinking you are cooler than me and not wearing a costume. If you are not dressed up you can't come in. You can't wear the normal monster, zombies and vampire costumes it is only prince and princesses. I totally want everyone to look good because there will be a lot of pictures posted on the internet.
So all my totally awesome friends that are invtied to the most epic party ever, I'll see you October 31 at eight p.m. and make sure you're wearing your costume! I totally plan on this party being talked about for ever, even told to your grandkids. I so think if you miss this costume party like you will be missing out on what the cool, people will be talking about so make sure you are there.
Thanks
Jerusha
Dear Cheap Tippers:
When a person is waitressing or bartending for you, that person works off the tips you give them. When is it good to be so cheap with the tips for another person? I have been in the service industry for fifteen years and a lot of people are really cheap. I hate when people sit down for two hours and then think it is O.K. to tip a person two dollars on a one hundred dollar tab, like they are doing me a favor.
Stop being so damn cheap on tips people live off the money you give them and they work hard for it. When I'm working a twelve hour shift and running around in circles for people, why would you think it is O.K. to tip barely nothing? Tipping nothing is just as rude and saying that my services were not worth that fifteen percent of your bill. I work hard for that tip and I don't get paid as much as you think hourly, if anything at all.
I have a family to support and how would I do that if everyone left a couple dollars or nothing at all on a tab. I have a kid to pay for and school to pay for. How would I be able to eat off your two dollar tip? I couldn't even buy my kid a happy meal with that tip. Think about that person you are being cheap with and what they are going through and they have bills to pay, too!
I have bills and this isn't helping me one bit. I make a living bartending and it takes hard work of being nice to rude people, people getting drunk or even people that like to start fights in my bar. I can't pay my car insurance, phone bill, food or child care on people that tip me a couple dollars. If you go out be considerate or just stay home!
Obviously you need the money more than I do and that's why you're leaving such a cheap tip so you should just keep it because it's insulting. People have bad days every once and a while so don't take it out on your waitress, she didn't do it to you. When you complain to the waitress about your order it usually isn't the waitresses fault usually it's a problem with the kitchen, don't skip out on her tip because of something she has no control over. Why would you even leave such a small tip or even think that's O.K.?
Don't be a cheap tipper because people work hard for their money. Wait staff doesn't get paid more than four dollars a hour in most places and you leaving barely nothing doesn't help. If you leave such a crappy tip or none at all is just mean to do to a person. Don't go out to eat or drink if that's what you do all the time because you are doing nothing but making people to a lot of extra work for nothing!
Jerusha
